Fire trucks!
My neighbor caught his car on fire and would have, had it not rained for the last month, also burned down our back yard.

My neighbor caught his car on fire and would have, had it not rained for the last month, also burned down our back yard.


Posted 11 hours ago
ewagoner: @coffeeshopchic Lovely! [Link]
Posted 13 hours ago
ewagoner: Had a sudden craving for schnitzel, and since I don't know of a good schnitzel place within 100 miles, I had http://t.co/A24ey6PY [Link]
Posted 36 hours ago
ewagoner: @drublin I do! The highly endangered Robust Redhorse just finished spawning. My stretch of the river is one of their only spawning grounds. [Link]
Posted 36 hours ago
ewagoner: Home alone, mixing my own Old Fashions. In a pint mason jar. It's summertime, and the livin' is easy. [Link]
Posted 39 hours ago
ewagoner: A deer walked through my garden, pooped, and don't eat a thing. That's a first. http://t.co/nRHPdIZn [Link]
Posted 39 hours ago
ewagoner: I've a hard time believing no one in this house wants even a sliver of strawberry pie, but that's not going to stop me from eating it all. [Link]
Posted 40 hours ago
ewagoner: A five minute BBC video about a dapper English gentleman whom I happen to have things in common with. http://t.co/VxTn78nQ [Link]
Posted 3 days ago
ewagoner: There is belly dancing to "Istanbul (Not Constantinople)". Two of my favorite things! [Link]
Posted 3 days ago
ewagoner: I'm not not licking toads. [Link]
Posted 3 days ago
ewagoner: I'll vouch for JD McPherson's new rockabilly album "Signs & Signifiers". It's good stuff! http://t.co/od8iGXDz [Link]
Posted 3 days ago
ewagoner: A board game that starts with an Atlantic City full of little green houses, and then The Old Ones arrive... http://t.co/8Vqcop46 [Link]
Posted 3 days ago
ewagoner: Good lord, the 70s were weird. http://t.co/WI3uaxjB [Link]
Posted 3 days ago
ewagoner: @kellysims I'm on a more primal diet these days, so it may be largely ridiculously amazing wraps and salads and hunks of meat. We'll see. [Link]
Posted 4 days ago
ewagoner: Just renewed my standing agreement with the new cook at the Farm Cart. "Oh, you're the guy!" he says. "They showed me the pictures!" [Link]
Posted 4 days ago
ewagoner: @joshuamneff It's never failed me before. [Link]
Posted 4 days ago
ewagoner: "There are no guarantees in life. Except, maybe, rocks." http://t.co/s7T0BEkm [Link]
Posted 4 days ago
ewagoner: @Wallaceh Just say your neck is 50 Shades of Grey. [Link]
Posted 5 days ago
ewagoner: I still think of you, Jim Henson. http://t.co/36eyH8yt [Link]
Posted 5 days ago
ewagoner: @amywatts "Whail". An amalgamation of whack and wail. [Link]
Posted 5 days ago
ewagoner: @Medley Oh, are you getting a new kilt delivered today too? [Link]
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