Filed under:General — eric @ 8:31 am

I just found this copy written on a pouch inside a box of food I bought:

We’ve put everything we’ve got into this pouch. We’ve searched the world over for the purest spices. We’ve accepted nothing but the freshest herbs. We’ve stirred and simmered and tasted. Until we found it. The perfect organic blend. The supreme flavor.

So what’s the secret to these extraordinary recipes? Simply this: Just before we seal the pouch we add just a pinch of heart and soul. Yum.

You might think that’s cheesy, but actually, it’s stroganoff.


  1. Actually, I find it rather disturbing. I don’t want no stinking heart and soul in my food.

    Comment by K. Scott — 2/5/2003 @ 3:20 am

  2. Who’s heart and soul do they take? Is it a donation thing or more like a sacrifice? What are you eating Eric!? Strogaoff of the Aztecs?

    Comment by patty — 2/5/2003 @ 5:52 am

  3. No “stroganoff” “stroganoff” Argh! hit the stupid button to soon. *mutters to self* See what happens when I get all emotional about food? I lose my ability to spell.

    Comment by patty — 2/5/2003 @ 5:55 am

  4. talk about cheesy…wow

    Comment by kim — 2/5/2003 @ 10:58 am

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