5/15/2002

Stone Age Warfare

Filed under:General — eric @ 9:57 am

If India and Pakistan nuke each other back to the stone age, India will be ready. Their miltary is studying texts from 2300 years ago to learn such secrets as a single meal that will keep soldiers going for a month and a poweder made from fireflies and wild boar eyes that will give them night vision.

5 Comments »

  1. Fireflies, Boar’s Eyes… Yup, that’s what it says in the Boy Scout’s Handbook (right after knots)!

    Comment by Matt — 5/16/2002 @ 9:05 am

  2. What they need is one of them spaceage sandwiches the ‘Merican military done cooked up.

    Comment by Jason — 5/23/2002 @ 1:23 am

  3. Miguel thinks its cool

    Comment by Miguel Sierra — 4/8/2003 @ 6:22 am

  4. call me at 532 8405

    Comment by Miguel Sierra — 4/8/2003 @ 6:27 am

  5. My god this is stuipd

    Comment by eric — 11/21/2003 @ 10:45 am

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