Stone Age Warfare

Filed under:General — eric @ 9:57 am

If India and Pakistan nuke each other back to the stone age, India will be ready. Their miltary is studying texts from 2300 years ago to learn such secrets as a single meal that will keep soldiers going for a month and a poweder made from fireflies and wild boar eyes that will give them night vision.


  1. Fireflies, Boar’s Eyes… Yup, that’s what it says in the Boy Scout’s Handbook (right after knots)!

    Comment by Matt — 5/16/2002 @ 9:05 am

  2. What they need is one of them spaceage sandwiches the ‘Merican military done cooked up.

    Comment by Jason — 5/23/2002 @ 1:23 am

  3. Miguel thinks its cool

    Comment by Miguel Sierra — 4/8/2003 @ 6:22 am

  4. call me at 532 8405

    Comment by Miguel Sierra — 4/8/2003 @ 6:27 am

  5. My god this is stuipd

    Comment by eric — 11/21/2003 @ 10:45 am

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