Comments on: Bible Contents http://www.ericwagoner.com/weblog/archives/2002/04/25/bible-contents/ Links, thoughts, and what-not from Athens, GA Wed, 07 Jan 2009 03:23:50 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.4 by: M http://www.ericwagoner.com/weblog/archives/2002/04/25/bible-contents/#comment-975 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.ericwagoner.com/weblog/archives/2002/04/25/bible-contents/#comment-975 This after I spent some time yesterday defending the people and the land I would be driving through this weekend when co-workers told me to watch out for hillbillies and small southern towns...maybe I shouldn't have been so quick to defend... This after I spent some time yesterday defending the people and the land I would be driving through this weekend when co-workers told me to watch out for hillbillies and small southern towns…maybe I shouldn’t have been so quick to defend…

]]> by: satan http://www.ericwagoner.com/weblog/archives/2002/04/25/bible-contents/#comment-976 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.ericwagoner.com/weblog/archives/2002/04/25/bible-contents/#comment-976 Could you send the penis enlargement ads to me? I am feeling a bit flaccid today. ;p Could you send the penis enlargement ads to me? I am feeling a bit flaccid today. ;p

]]> by: crash http://www.ericwagoner.com/weblog/archives/2002/04/25/bible-contents/#comment-977 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.ericwagoner.com/weblog/archives/2002/04/25/bible-contents/#comment-977 Yep thats a good ol' family bible. after 3.6 years south of the mason/dixon line. I'm a bit itchy with y'all come in these parts. Yep thats a good ol’ family bible. after 3.6 years south of the mason/dixon line. I’m a bit itchy with y’all come in these parts.

]]> by: Jason http://www.ericwagoner.com/weblog/archives/2002/04/25/bible-contents/#comment-978 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.ericwagoner.com/weblog/archives/2002/04/25/bible-contents/#comment-978 Well, I was going to save this particular stanza for some sorta "I look like Jesus, and I'm coming to Georgia" joke, but it seems too appropriate for the current forum to pass up. Surely some revelation is at hand; Surely the Second Coming is at hand. The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out When a vast image out of <i>Spiritus Mundi</i> Troubles my sight: somewhere in woods of Georgia A shape with lion body and the head of a man, A gaze blank and pitiless as cheap porn, Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it Reel shadows of the indignant forest birds. The darkness drops again; but now I know That twenty centuries of southern sleep Were vexed to nightmare by an ill-read Bible, And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, Slouches toward Royston to be born? Well, I was going to save this particular stanza for some sorta “I look like Jesus, and I’m coming to Georgia” joke, but it seems too appropriate for the current forum to pass up.

Surely some revelation is at hand;
Surely the Second Coming is at hand.
The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out
When a vast image out of Spiritus Mundi
Troubles my sight: somewhere in woods of Georgia
A shape with lion body and the head of a man,
A gaze blank and pitiless as cheap porn,
Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it
Reel shadows of the indignant forest birds.
The darkness drops again; but now I know
That twenty centuries of southern sleep
Were vexed to nightmare by an ill-read Bible,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches toward Royston to be born?