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4/25/2002

Bible Contents

Filed under:General — eric @ 11:06 am

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Items found inside a nice discarded Bible discovered while cleaning trash on our property:

  • A letter from a relative turning down a request for money and explaining why other family members would burn in hell
  • A full page ad from a Penthouse magazine for the Pam and Tommy video
  • A full page ad from a Mopar Action magazine for checks with classic cars on them
  • A full page ad from a Penthouse magazine for an herbal supplement that boosts male performance
  • A magazine ad for the Jerry Springer “Too Hot for TV!” video
  • A scrap of paper on which is written “Creed Dont sittle no skor”
  • A full page ad from Penthouse magazine for penile enlargement surgery
  • A scrap of paper with information about an order from Eastbay, a sporting goods company
  • A scrap of paper with citations for eight bible passages
  • A photo of a truck in front of a mobile home
  • A photo of a tractor
  • A photo of a station wagon
  • An envelope with citations for four bible passages and the note “God gave “Adam” charge over creation and his wife Eve. So when Eve was deceived who did the God call to in verse 9 of chapter 3?”
  • A piece of paper on which is written “If you wen’t camp and you woke up with a ruber hanging from your ass would you tell iney bity.”