You’re never alone

Filed under:General — eric @ 8:34 am

Depending on your religious fervor, these images are either inspirational or really creepy. “Jesus! I’ve told you a thousand times, quit reading over my shoulder!”


  1. I can’t quit captioning these things. I love Jesus’s expression in the golfer pic.

    Comment by eric — 3/28/2002 @ 4:39 am

  2. Jesus must never want to help teachers. Unless HE’S the one throwing all of those staples behind my back… Stiffler, are YOU throwing staples?

    Comment by Joel — 3/28/2002 @ 6:23 am

  3. In the “Dental Assistant” picture, Jesus looks most like Jason Stiffler. Coincedence? Hmm….

    Comment by Matt — 3/28/2002 @ 9:13 am

  4. Personally, I hate it when Jesus tries to help
    me juggle. Yea, he may be able to walk on water,
    but he can’t pass clubs for crap.

    Comment by K. Scott — 3/28/2002 @ 9:55 am

  5. What are you talking about Matt…that IS Jason Stiffler! Say…in regards to the “student” picture…do you think that guy uses the Jesus line on all the co-eds…”It’s ok baby, it’s the hand of Jesus…really…”

    Comment by M — 3/28/2002 @ 11:25 am

  6. that really is jason stiffler…sweet jesus.

    i suppose i am of the “finding them creepy” persuasion. it makes jesus appear to be a stalker.

    Comment by kim — 3/28/2002 @ 11:57 am

  7. Ya mean I’ve had a Jason Stiffler nite lite in my bathroom all this time? Well then who the hell’s been answering all my prayers? Creepy!

    Comment by Matt — 3/29/2002 @ 9:36 am

  8. Links for the Jesus/Easter freaks…






    And, in case your site doesn’t egt enough hits…


    Do you need a new car?


    Comment by satan — 3/30/2002 @ 7:50 am

  9. Yes. You are all correct. That is me. Not only am I the one throwing stapes at Joleen and answering Matt’s prayers (I always suspected that, Matt….), I’m also the one with the talk show on South Park local access TV. All of the varous resurrections and miracles and soforth, though, that was all Phil de Cat. All leprosy cases should of course therefore be directed toward him. I’m more in the way of a Naughty Jesus: looking up skirts with the Holy Ghost, that sort of thing.

    Thanks for popularizing my website, Eric!

    Comment by Slackboy — 4/1/2002 @ 11:52 am

  10. Same images, with captions.

    Comment by eric — 4/4/2002 @ 12:19 pm

  11. Heh. That last link is also here in Athens.

    Comment by eric — 4/4/2002 @ 12:28 pm

  12. I just can’t let this one die. Check out this other site - it has some well-captioned versions of several of the sketches of me being creepy:

    The Archive at SomethingAwful.com

    Oh my. When will these folks ever learn that the power of our irony so horribly outweighs the power of their ardent and heartfelt goodwill? TAKE THAT, CREEPY NICE PEOPLE!

    Comment by Jason — 4/5/2002 @ 11:48 am

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