Maybe the government will help me buy the farm.
My hat, it has three corners.
Three corners has my hat.
And if it had not three corners,
it would not be my hat.
When I was but small, Iliked that little ditty. I like hats, but I’ve never had a three-cornered one. My hat collection is currently very small, and it doesn’t include any balloon hats, which is a pity, really.