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6/2/2000

Eat Yer’ Face is cannibal

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Eat Yer’ Face is cannibal fun for everyone. The $19.95 Eat Yer Face Gelatin Mold Kit allows you to make an exact copy of your face (or other body part) cast in delicious gelatin. Or maybe you’re more in the market for Chocolate Perfume — the only perfume that makes you smell good enough to eat.

Appendectomy, schmappendectomy! I gotta get

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Appendectomy, schmappendectomy! I gotta get to the prom!

If spoofs on Star Trek

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If spoofs on Star Trek is your cup of tea, head right on over to SAPRINGER CENTRAL for gems such as SeinTrek (”Four”: Lt. Kramer talks Ensign Costanza into a golf game on the holodeck; meanwhile, 2 out of 3 loses another boyfriend on a landing party.), The Treksons (”Roray riz a rood ray to rie!” — Rorf), and Stone Trek (complete with a wonderful Quicktime opening sequence). Some have pictures, some have sounds, some have only quotes, but most are good for a laugh.