Clever, clever! “…there is a

Filed under:General — eric @ 11:02 am

Clever, clever! “…there is a new and ominous danger facing our families. It is a danger facing every man, woman and child. And only a handful of Americans even know it’s out there. It hides behind the face of your co-worker, your bowling buddy, even your trusted family physician. It’s sitting on your PTA board. It’s waiting in the hallways of your neighborhood parish. It may even be watching your children as they sleep.
What menace am I speaking of? The greatest scourge of the twenty-first century. My friends, I’m talking about mutants.

Mrs. Bluebird’s in my mailbox.

Filed under:General — eric @ 1:12 am

Mrs. Bluebird’s in my mailbox. It’s the truth. It’s actual. Everything’s satisfactual. Zip-a-dee-doo-da, zip-a-dee-ay, wonderful feeling, wonderful day!