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3/9/2000

The Pat Robertson quotes linked

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The Pat Robertson quotes linked below is just one section of the Christ’s Love Christian Parody site. Sometimes funny, often vulgar — you don’t have to be Ned Flanders to find something offensive in here.

After one hears the inspiring

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After one hears the inspiring words of Pat Robertson, you just might agree with this guy when he says, “I don’t know about you, but I’ve started carrying stones in my briefcase. Not only does it build my trapezius and deltoid muscles; I’m always prepared when I meet UFO enthusiasts.

Back when I was just

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Back when I was just small, I often had to mow the lawn using one of those old reel push mowers. The grass was thick, the blades were dull, and I wished we had a riding mower. I’m glad my parents didn’t know about this: a kit that attaches a reel mower to your bicycle.

I saw on The Weather

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I saw on The Weather Channel that the northern states saw temperatures fall about 70 degrees overnight. You folks up there might scratch up your car, floors, walls, what-have-you, in your haste to bring the skis back out. To prevent such a disaster, you may want to consider using the Ski Condom.