Oh my, this is too funny. I hate to use a phrase like “too funny,” but this really is.
We, the Brown & Williamson Tobacco Corporation are in love… with you!
Call 1-800-578-7453. It’s the customer line for Brown & Williamson Tobacco Corp, the makers of Kool & Lucky Strike. Asked an incredulous executive at another tobacco company, “What are they smokin’?”
Call the number, and then read about it.